Oh my, late-2000's style!

MAKE SOME NOISE!!!

DK. The kart crash WASN'T your fault.

"You DON'T. FUCK. WITH THE MARIOS."

"Dad, stop! This is already assault. Don't make it murder!"
-Hockey Kid, 2014

ʜ ᴇ ʜ ᴇ ʜ, ʙ ᴏ ɪ...🏏

"Alright, guys, lunch is on me-..."

Lunchtime already, fellas?

Long, long ago...
It was foretold by the stars...
That a mere human...
Would one day, defeat Mr. Beautiful's Obstacle Course...
And win his horse.
Could today be that day?

"Go fort and be impaled with honor!"

"This is bullshit, Doc!"

"I must focus my power...and retie my belt..."
-Karate Joe

I AM A MASTAH, AND YOU?!