Oh my, late-2000's style!

MAKE SOME NOISE!!!

DK. The kart crash WASN'T your fault.

"Dad, stop! This is already assault. Don't make it murder!"
-Hockey Kid, 2014

ʜ ᴇ ʜ ᴇ ʜ, ʙ ᴏ ɪ...🏏

"Thank God for those dividers, Mike, we all know what this monster is capable of..."
"Wild finish for the Red Racer! He's taking a victory lap, and STILL, no one is safe."

"Alright, guys, lunch is on me-..."

Lunchtime already, fellas?

Long, long ago...
It was foretold by the stars...
That a mere human...
Would one day, defeat Mr. Beautiful's Obstacle Course...
And win his horse.
Could today be that day?

"Go fort and be impaled with honor!"

"I'm Popeye, the sailor MAN!"
*TOOT-TOOT!*

Pete: ...Why do I hear brawling music?

"Oi! Eu sou o Goku!"